There are three key things you need to woo a woman like the Cage.

1. Greasy hair. I would recommend using cooking oil for an extra sensual look. The ladies totally dig it.

2. Hairy chest. Never shave. Ever. It also helps to accentuate the wonders of your glorious mane by adorning it with gold chains and only buttoning two buttons on your shirt at any given moment.

3. Totally welcomed flirting. Nothing puts the “sensual” in consensual like walking up to a woman who is way too attractive for you and wrapping your arms around her like I did in Next. It also helps to make out with her in intense moments, which is all the time, for me.

With these key ingredients, you will inevitably be able to achieve lovemaking anytime, anywhere.

Yeah, I kind of momentarily abandoned it in exchange for college things (silly me!), but I’d like to do a better job of updating it soon.

i have no life.

RAGE OF CAGE.

mrzombiedogproductions:

Con Air (1997) is on… All is right with the world. 

mygeeklove:

Selling this original print on ebay after all of these years in storage. Any takers?

Nicolas Cage has a penis?

extrememediocrity:

Nicolas Cage (left) having lunch with his favorite person: Nicolas Cage!

Sweet hoodie, Nic Cage.

clembastow:

I’ve ended up watching Knowing, because I’m so buggered from SDCC that I’m just laying on my bed eating Peppermint Patties, and it feels like a good time to recall this great moment from the film’s shoot in Melbourne.

What is he even doing?!

inkblotfactory:

Best shirt ever? I think so.
Nic Cage is my personal hero as well. 

WANT

boba—fett:

Everyone please observe THE BEST EFFIN BIRTHDAY GIFT I HAVE EVER RECEIVED.